Watching pornography is a normal extracurricular activity for many women. Why should you sacrifice a good plot for great sex? Get you some porn that can do both. The best and most arousing porn films are often the ones that involve drama, relationships, and, ya know, things other than HD penises on the screen. But sometimes they can be hard to find. Pun intended? In an effort to be helpful and sex positive, we've rounded up the best full-length porn movies—with ethical standards, feminist values, pretty cinematography, and good music to boot. A reviewer called this flick "a playful, funny and beautifully made film for grownups, a celebration of carnality and earthly delights. This flick from the tail end of the Golden Age of Porn is like a screwball rom-com with an emphasis on the screw—it's about a ladies' man who bets his friend that he can seduce any woman and sets to work seducing the chosen lady during a night out.
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I did my best to check IMDB, as far as I can tell these have all these porn movies based on porn puns actually been made. Everyone I Did Last Summer 3. The Boobyguard 4. ET: The Extra Testicle 6. Night of the Giving Head 7. The Sperminator 8. Edward Penishands 9. The Bone Ranger Good Will Humping
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Jada Fire is a loyal member of the fire team. She helps with the work like any fire fighter, but when the shifts are done that's where you'll see the real Jada Fire. When all is said and done, she turns into the squirtwoman. Director: William H.
It takes a lot to stand out from the pack, which is where the sacred art of porn parody comes into play. Liked these puns? Not going to lie, we're pretty curious what they did with the plastic bag scene. Weirdly, getting nailed in the butt by a porn star is still less painful than sitting through Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. This is still better than the last 11 movies Tim Burton has put out. Oh, wait, no, this is why Rick Moranis retired from acting. We were huge fans of his first films, but after that they started to get a bit samey. I can't get fully aroused until I know exactly who I'm jerking off to a parody of, Goddamnit. If hardcore dude on dude action has a name, it must be Indiana Jones! Sorry about that.
